Battleangel

For the definitive laugh of the day read the conclusion to The case of the five vanishing suspects. What can I say, the article says it all. Didn’t anyone ever read the story about the boy who cried wolf? Did common sense depart from those in government?

“Like the posthumous Elvis Presley, Canada’s five mysterious terror suspects seem to have popped up everywhere.
They were at Akswesasne, being smuggled into the United States by natives. They were at Toronto’s Pearson Airport, where they slipped into Canada by claiming refugee status. One was seen on a bus entering the Lincoln Tunnel. Another was spotted on a West Coast ferry.”

“It was a slow week at the White House. They needed something to stir the pot because nothing was happening in Iraq.”