Battleangel

Annoyances: A rant on canine fecal matter. Yes that is correct, dog turd, doggy do, or whatever you want to call it.
Every year it the same shit (pun certainly intended!). As soon as there is a period of thaw in the new year, strange brown objects come popping up everywhere. Behold what lurks beneath the snow-cover! It’s the remains of Canis familiaris and their irresponsible masters. People really do act like children in this matter. They seem to think that what you can’t see doesn’t exist. Well, I’ve got news for you morons, IT DOES. And next time, consider the refrigeration factor. You’re just preserving it for a nasty springtime surprise. Would you like me to come over and crap in your freezer, huh? I didn’t think so …

A message to dog owners: If I catch you and your dog littering, I will have you both put to sleep. Get it?