Battleangel

Humour, when in the right hands, can be a very powerful weapon. Spoofing the misdirected outrage over the Guantanamo suicides:

(Fafblog) “Oh but Giblets there are dozens of innocent prisoners in Guantanamo” you say because you are a namby-pamby appeasenik who suckles at the teat of terror. Well if these Guantanamo prisoners are so innocent then what are they doing in Guantanamo? Sneaking into our secret military prisons as part of an elaborate plot to make it look like we’re holding them in our secret military prisons, that’s what! And once they get there they can chain themselves to the floor, break their bones on helpless guards’ fists, and waterboard themselves to their heart’s content to further their sinister Salafi scheme to sully the reputation of secret American torture facilities everywhere!

Meet the Press in Hell. On the usual pundit suspects lowering the bar of civil discourse.

(World O Crap) Russert: We’re back with our guests, Bob Satan and Jesus Christ, and our panel Michelle Malkin and Ann Coulter. Ann, I’d like to read you a statement by the Virgin Mary, Chairwoman of Mothers Against Armageddon—

Ann Coulter: Oh please. This broad is a millionaire, lionized on frescoes and in scripture about her, reveling in her status as a saint, and stalked by Madonna-parazzies. I have never seen a woman enjoying her son’s death so much.