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Dress as ‘zombies’, get arrested

In the new and increasingly panic-struck, intolerant America, dressing up as ‘zombies’ can get you arrested for “simulating weapons of mass destruction”, “suspicious and disturbing” behavior not to mention my own personal favourite - intimidating people with “ghoulish” makeup. Luckily, the ‘zombies’ in question wont stand for it and are suing these fascist pigs. (Boing Boing)

A group of zombies have risen up to claim the city of Minneapolis and Hennepin County violated their free rights and discriminated against them.

The six adults and one juvenile who were arrested while impersonating the undead in July filed their lawsuit Thursday.

The ragged group were arrested for “simulating weapons of mass destruction” during a dance party near the Minneapolis entertainment district.

Police alleged that wires protruding from the zombie’s backpacks could have been bombs or were meant to imitate bombs. It was later learned the wires were actually radios.

2 Responses to “Dress as ‘zombies’, get arrested”


  1. 1 JD Posted November 30th, 2006 - 00:04

    Your country will be speaking Arabic within 25 years.

  2. 2 Björn Hallberg Posted December 12th, 2006 - 14:25

    Just as we’re all speaking english as pretty much a native language today you mean? OMG we’ve already been invaded … Doesn’t that also imply that American culture and Americans must be rooted out, contained, oppressed, surveilled since they are the chief reason we’re all so chummy with the language? Bottom line: Be careful what you wish for.

    To paraphrase: “Americans have to be under the jackboot heel of domestic tyranny - effectively a silent martial law - or we’re going to be taken over and be speaking Arabic in 25 years”
    Worst. Argument. For. A. Police. State. Ever.
    Rationales from 1930s Germany usually make more sense. Even though the “world conspiracy” theme is quite similar.

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